Duck Soap

You gotta love soap operas. Complex plots and finely woven webs of deceit, the depth of the schemes they have been, are and will always be classics. They are timeless. I wrote this article as my take on them in 1970 when filling white space for our high school newspaper. Look at the series for the next few days and see how they resemble soap operas 36 years agoa a‚¬ |

And now for that thought provoking question that plagues male a‚¬ a„c s souls unceasingly through the bright shine of the day and into the impenetrable depths of darkness at night:

Why did Peter, who in reality is actually Superman, fake that he stubbed his toe on the 17th stone on the sidewalk from 4 and Grand instead of the stone 16, which was bigger and more logically the victim This invulnerable toe and why Marlys take Sama a‚¬ a„c s advice to buy the yellow tulip instead of red and green carnation, while all the time knew that the curves Rodregus Pandora young when buying the latest purple , cross, duck-billed, warbling giraffe in the world for her dear departed Phillip disguised as a lowly second second on the Queen Mary, who was attacked by the tyrant Cedric because of the terrible blows that he had suffered at the hands of Radcliff whose ex-wife Natalie was actually Percival a‚¬ a„c s long lost great-uncle Maximilian disguise who knew that Zigmond loved UN-pitted olives stuffed with green grapefruit filled graciously with Grandma and Gretchen a‚¬ a„c s goulash, which was gradually sticky and also knew Jennifer a‚¬ a„c s contact Louella in the DRC crisis, seized at the time for fear, cousin Guenivere Gardenia 7, hoping to receive eight-ounce bottle Elmer glue a‚¬ a„c s stored in files in the cortex of large Courtneyac a‚¬ a„c s colossal computer complex carefully compiled to correct the current curling, commonly crusading as the contagious, cucumber crud crystalline focused on cues in tears cuckoo birds continuously conform to the cunning of Cornelius a„c a‚¬ heavy bribe money and continue the crisis of the sect Cormandel coast, complicated by the coroner Corta a„c a‚¬ s corny connotation to conceal his consecutive coronary contractions constantly crippling his conscious efforts sympathetic to contradict counterpartsac a‚¬ a„c careful counterfeit match Corwyn, the cosmetology cosmic?

Was it because Bill had green eyes or was it because Melissa mingled menacingly and meticulously in Maude a‚¬ a„c s plans to read the calendar to see what year she had been sent by his superiors in the future?

Tune in tomorrow for the exciting climax created by another substantive issue.